Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Hump Day Humor





Why did the chicken cross the road?

1. Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser.

2. Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide

3. Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Because it was stuck to the chicken!

4. Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

It saw Colonel Sanders on the other side.

1 comment:

Mercedes said...

SO sorry I am sooooo late getting over here! I have had some computer problems and migraines setting me back. I believe I am caught up now after visiting here and I believe two more places.

I love this post! I really love why the chicken DIDN'T cross the road-LOL!

Thanks so much for playing!